Quotes from CCSers

Overheard at CCS

These are some funny quotes that were overheard at CCS.

Ben: Why was 12 afraid of 20?

Jenny: Because 7 ate 9... wait what?

Ben: No, because 20 killed 13, who was 12's year older brother.

I wish I were a dog right now. -- Manisha

Trix are a good source of citrus! -- Nick

I guess a circle is the same upside down... -- Molly

Everyone would be really happy if it were raining money. Nisha: Well, actually that would cause inflation...

I always set my alarm for 12:01 pm because I'm never sure if 12:00 noon is AM or PM. -- Ben

You can't punch a pregnant man! -- Nick

I hate it when dumb people are at the library. -- Asna

Nick: So did you do recycling tonight?

Ben: Yeah.

Nick: Did you do recycling in my room?

Ben: Yeah.

Nick: Did you not realize that you took the trash and left the recycling?

Jeffrey: The area of a rectangle is x*y*z right?

Nisha: You mean a box right?

Jeffrey: Yes.

Nisha: Yeah.

Jeffrey: Oh my god I'm getting my math back!

Ben (playing a 2-person card game alone): This is an intense game. Either way, I'm going to lose... and win. It's a win-win situation. Actually, it's a win-lose situation.

Interesting Facts by CCSers

The Subaru logo is actually the Pleiades star cluster (the Japanese word for Pleiades is Subaru)! -- Asna A.

The only other place where there is standing water may be on Europa. Also one of the most promising places for life. -- Alvin K.

The first domain name ever registered was Symbolics.com. -- Anne C.

Hawaii is a state. NO JOKE. -- Katie Hawaii

I once fought and killed eight ninjas in front of an auditorium full of people. Nobody noticed anything. -- Nick K.

If you start typing in "i like" in the google search field, the first thing that comes up in the little like auto complete search box is "i like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur." -- Amy C.

The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building. -- Jenny H.